Caption This
by: Cropley | Thursday, July 28, 2005
- If your family pool is the back uncle Chuck's Ranchero, you might be a redneck.
Dog Doodie!
by: Brink | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
- Exhibit B
Very frequently, I walk from one building to another here at the etnies compound for meetings and such. This week, for some odd reason, I've had to evade multiple piles of dog feces while walking around because, contrary to popular belief, I don't like smelling like poop or having any sort of butt mud on my shoes.
After careful investigation and interrogation of many fellow etnies employees, I discovered one mound of poop belongs to Booger, a female mutt owned by ex moto pro-turned X Games announcer, Cameron Steele.
- Booger
Exhibit A shows the debris left behind by Booger, while the origin of Exhibit B has yet to be identified, however, a ruler has been included in the photo for scaling purposes.
What's the significance of all this? nothing really, poop is just funny and its been a slow news day.
- Exhibit A
Lunch Break Riff Raff!
by: Brink | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Yesterday the etnies web crew got a tip from our secret sources that a Metal Mulisha sesh and some filming for Fuel was happening at a location not too far from our offices. So we grabbed our cameras and headed out. Some sick riding took place, we got dirt in our eyes and on our shoes and then we went for subs. Yes indeed, our lunchbreaks are funner than yours.
- The Lords of etnies.com (well, half of them) and some chicks that could care less...
- Todd Potter puttin' on a show
- More Potter!
- Dr. POON's office is across the way from a good sandwich place. Everyone loves Dr. Poon! If I had a back problem, I would love to be adjusted by Dr. Poon
Bikini Girl
by: Cropley | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Get Bikini girl to the bottom of bubble world and win big. Is it a cute kitty? Maybe a dancing pink elephant? Who knows, it could be a free pair of etnies. There is only one way to find out, and that's to get to the bottom first!
Congrats, Winners!
by: Brink | Monday, July 25, 2005
Congrats to Francisco from Portugal for being the first place winner of the Crazy Photo Contest and Ruben from Florida for landing in the top five. so far, these are the only two guys who claimed their prize. The rest of you were announced and notified by the email address you submitted to us and didn't write back yet. But if you don't want your shoes, that's cool. I'll keep em. I blow through my Artos like crazy. Best shoe everrrrrrr.
Why the Hell Not?
by: Brink | Thursday, July 21, 2005
News is slow today. This is just a random photo of a Rachel Perry's back, ass and tattoos. Why the hell not post it?
Blog Craze!
by: Brink | Thursday, July 21, 2005
etnies.com has switched up the site a bit. The News section has now morphed into the Blog section and you can read all the latest shizzzzle there--just like always. but now you can get interactive and comment your little life away. Why would you want too do that? Well because we like to hear what you have to say, we want you to be as much of a part of etnies as we are and most of all, its just plain fun! Be on the lookout for a Best Comment In The Blog contest, where you'll be able to win free etnies monthly!
Against Me! On Tour
by: Brink | Friday, July 15, 2005
Check out new tour dates from Against Me!
w/Green Day
Record Release Shows
Sneaker Pimps!
by: Brink | Thursday, July 7, 2005
If you're in the Los Angeles area this Friday, July 8, be sure to check out the opening night of Sneaker Pimps, the world's largest touring sneaker show!
Opening Night:
Friday, July 8, 8:00 p.m.
Rec Center Studio, Echo Park
1161 Logan Street
Los Angeles, California 90026
Live DGK skate session with Stevie Williams
Live DJs: Biz Markie, Mix Master Mike, DJ Am, DJ Trasha
Age 18 and up. $10 at the door. Early arrival is suggested, as we will reach capacity. The guest list closes early.
The first 100 people will receive a special Sneaker Pimps gift bag. Free product giveaways from Sneaker Pimps, Finish Line, Kid Robot and more.
Raisin' Hell At The G8!
by: Brink | Thursday, July 7, 2005
- Good thing our soles are grippy!
This is a protester who is most likely about to get beat down for pulling down the fence at the G8 Summit in Scotland. Notice the kicks...guess the etnies model shoe he's wearing and you win a free pat on the back.
Worse Than Trekkies?
by: Brink | Wednesday, July 6, 2005
- 2003 AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPION - David “C-Diddy” Jung
The U.S. Air Guitar championships are coming. This is an annual event where these grown men put away their Spock uniforms, Star Wars toys and Dungeons and Dragons dice to make complete fools of themselves yet again.
Here's an excerpt from the "official rules:"
Contestants perform for one minute to a song of their choice and are judged on a combination of technical prowess, stage presence and “airness.” “What we mean by that is really that elusive quality of transcending the imitation of an art form-ie: playing guitar-and creating a new art form-air guitar.”
- Yes, she's a loser.