Normally considered a philanthropic recluse, etnies CEO/owner Pierre André Senizergues is being escorted out of a San Diego Costco after he and several friends illegally spent the night locked inside; skating everything, (include a very large stack of frozen lasagna.)
"Isn't this a free country. If I deciced to pull down my pants and show people my man googleies then I think I should be able to this is AMERICA, my goodness."
Officer..."We Got Here As Fast As We Could"
Guy "oh really, was the quickie mart having a sale on donuts?"
Officer "Yes...I mean...Uhhhh....Your Under Arresst"
Cop:This guy is way more important than the bankerobber I just saw run past. I mean he skates for cryin out loud. Etnies is such a good skate brand I mean I even recognize it.
jason
Mar 16, 2006John Heaton bloodied someone up again.
joe
Mar 16, 2006I swear, it was just the tip and she told me she was 18! I'm innocent!
aj
Mar 16, 2006Normally considered a philanthropic recluse, etnies CEO/owner Pierre André Senizergues is being escorted out of a San Diego Costco after he and several friends illegally spent the night locked inside; skating everything, (include a very large stack of frozen lasagna.)
casey
Mar 16, 2006no words necessary...just cue up the "Cops" show theme song
Sneaker Pimp
Mar 16, 2006"Oh well, at least while I'm locked up I'll have time to grow a bitchin' mullet."
Jef Downz
Mar 16, 2006"...but, but, but Lance Ito is my godfather, Mark Furman is my dad, and I'm married to Marcia Clark."
Tom Prombo
Mar 16, 2006shaun emery arrested for telling the cops to eat his etnies. man
Tom
Mar 16, 2006hey when did Sully from third watch become a real life cop
turd
Mar 16, 2006"dude, I gotta piss, will you hold my wiener?"
it's me
Mar 16, 2006Hey blog guy, take down my picture, asshole!
Cuz
Mar 16, 2006...ryan sheckler in 10 years
Beatrice
Mar 16, 2006coke heads are harder to catch, i go for the easy, the bikers.
crazy eddie
Mar 16, 2006"damn...the things i'm willin' to do for etnies."
an etnies bro
Mar 16, 2006"...but, we're gonna stop for doughnuts first...right?
alex
Mar 16, 2006"you're coming home with me handsome."
chris
Mar 17, 2006"Thank god i'm not black, at least i won't get a kicking as no doubt i'd be resisting arrest if i was!"
mackenize
Mar 17, 2006he makes etnies look bad lol
BORNDIRTY
Mar 17, 2006WERE GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!!
pigeon
Mar 17, 2006"Man am i glad i didn't wear my Osiris shirt,otherwise they'd be expecting me to drop the soap in the shower!"
Francisco Lima
Mar 17, 2006"wooohoo let's have some fun!" he said.
Mike Whipple
Mar 17, 2006etnies dude: "They wont know im handcuffed with this sweater"
Po: I'z gotta shneeze, huh...huh.
fakie
Mar 17, 2006San Diego cop: "All right, loser... put down the camera, eat your effin' nachos and get back to your seat!"
sk8
Mar 17, 2006"but, i'm on assignment and i work for the etnies marketing department... dude, i have free tickets, i swear... they're in my back pocket!"
Bill
Mar 17, 2006Rockin' Etnies, yes.
Rockin' Etnies on rock, no.
Kristina
Mar 17, 2006"Isn't this a free country. If I deciced to pull down my pants and show people my man googleies then I think I should be able to this is AMERICA, my goodness."
Hopper
Mar 17, 2006i'm not fat. i'm just big boned!
Gerardo
Mar 17, 2006Hey whats wrong with jacking of in public?!
Jason C
Mar 17, 2006Im out like a midget in a slam dunk contest!
Jason C
Mar 17, 2006I was going to come back and pay for it.
nosegrind
Mar 17, 2006"I'm sick of all you etnies punks causing trouble...and I don't care if you DO know Chad Reed!"
stephanie p
Mar 17, 2006Dude: "hah at least they won't know I just stole a pair of Etnies and this phat shirt!"
Po: "Hey man I heard that!"
Dude: "Oh Shit!"
o-rod
Mar 17, 2006dude: "damn it, this is a free country and since is free im allowed to take a piss in public!!!"
cop: "it is a free country but you cant do it without me"
Jared
Mar 17, 2006awwww shit....well at least i got some sick footage of the nose blunt on the burning cop car........and i have a raaaaaaad etnies shirt!!!!!!
Kevin
Mar 18, 2006DONUT THEIF APPREHENDED!!!
danny
Mar 18, 2006fuck all you mother fuckers fuck off
Smitty
Mar 18, 2006"I didn't do anything. Man, this is nuts...got me cuffed like a criminal, and now I'm gettin' photographed by this putz."
feebs
Mar 18, 2006"hey dudes, lay off! i'm not a terrorist! that bomb you heard going off in the restroom was just my diarrhea."
Nick
Mar 18, 2006Officer..."We Got Here As Fast As We Could"
Guy "oh really, was the quickie mart having a sale on donuts?"
Officer "Yes...I mean...Uhhhh....Your Under Arresst"
Green Eggs
Mar 18, 2006Piggy: Damn, these gangbangers are stooopid. This is the third homey I picked up today with their gang name tattooed on their shirt.
Rodny
Mar 18, 2006Guy: Damn im fucked now
Cop:Alright I just got my ticket count up
ghostrider
Mar 19, 2006"dude I swear I wasn't going to steal that dirtbike I was just going to borrow it"
Nikki
Mar 19, 2006Cop: So, Why Did You Do It Boy?
Guy: You mean why did i take your donut? BECUASE UR FAT AS IT IS!
guest.
Mar 19, 2006"I was just trying to support Etnies."
Colin
Mar 19, 2006I swear Jack Mehoff is my real name.
It is'nt my fault people would rather screw a sheep than a pig.
Andrew
Mar 19, 2006Cop:This guy is way more important than the bankerobber I just saw run past. I mean he skates for cryin out loud. Etnies is such a good skate brand I mean I even recognize it.
alex
Mar 19, 2006heh heh, i swear i bought this shirt, yer just coz i made it doesnt mean any thing... dammit
alex
Mar 19, 2006i swear its panadol... no wait asprin! yer... asprin...
alex
Mar 19, 2006if u let me go ill give u chocolate...
JOEYRIZZUTO
Mar 19, 2006i didnt no bacon could "escort ppl out of buildings... I EAT BACON FOR BREAkFAST
JOEYRIZZUTO
Mar 20, 2006etnies dude: wats the matter bacon bits? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this moring??
bacon: why you little...**how the hell did he know**
sheckler
Mar 20, 2006your mum is sexy
Abner
Mar 20, 2006cop thinking :reward: mmmmhhm donuts
William Mullins
Mar 20, 2006Dude I guess we partied way to hard tonight!
Augusta
Mar 20, 2006(in the oinker's head) Whoa that camera man is sexy... I wonder if he's gay like my fat faggot ass?
Augusta
Mar 20, 2006(in the etnies guy's head) Great monkey balls... this pig smells like stale vagina and burnt hair
Augusta
Mar 20, 2006(etnies guy to the cop) um sir... you might wanna wipe off that nut hanging from the side of your mouth...
Augusta
Mar 20, 2006(piggy to the etnies guy)Ill let you off if i can suck your cock...
Augusta
Mar 20, 2006what do you mean you cant stick it in sheckler's ass at these events... thats ridiculous... you know he wanted it
Augusta
Mar 20, 2006piggy: Jesus titty fucking Christ... what do you think... that you can just skate anywhere... beat it before i beat you off
Justin L.
Mar 20, 2006i just wanted to meet sheckler
stephanie p
Mar 22, 2006dude: "I swear I only wanted to meet some pros....I wasn't going to harm no body.....but hey that camera man is ok, too.... I wonder if he's gay...."